Bears sign Gould to contract extension, move him to QB
"Robbie is one of the most prolific scorers in Bears history, so he's clearly a guy who knows how to put points on the board," said GM Phil Emery. "That's the kind of mentality we need under center and since we had no real clue who will be our QB next year, we're considering the problem solved."
Packers announce Rodgers to start Sunday and pretend game means anything
The Packers today announced Aaron Rodgers will start Sunday against the Bears and pretend whichever team wins won't be crushed in the first round of the playoffs.
Carl ‘Christmas’ Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 16, 2013
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Bears guarantee they’ll ‘at least show up’ against Packers Sunday
Following Sunday night's 54-11 humiliation in Philadelphia, the Bears guaranteed they'll "at least show up" Sunday afternoon when they play the Packers for the NFC North title.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2013 (Eagles)
Play along as the Bears take on the Eagles in a game that may or may not have playoff implications thanks to the NFL's flex scheduling.
Ditka reaches new high as spokesperson for medical marijuana website
While he doesn’t condone marijuana for recreational use, Ditka is sympathetic to those who use the drug for medical purposes. “Anyone who smokes dope for the sake of getting high is a coward and a loser.”
Packers team doctor, who swears he’s not Mike Ditka, declares Rodgers unfit to play
"Listen here, there's no way that Rodgers is going to start so long as the Packers have a chance to take the division lead from da Bears. I mean, as long as his arm or whatever is still busted up."
