Neighbors come forward about Jimmy Graham’s tendency to shove people out of his way
Jimmy Graham, star tight end of the New Orleans Saints, found himself at the center of a new NFL scandal this week as his neighbors came forward to speak about his tendency to shove people out of his way.
Aaron Rodgers propels Trestman’s fantasy team into first place
Trestman’s team, called It’s On Me, leaped into first place, grabbing the lead from He’s Got an Ankle, Dave Wannstedt’s team, and Overpriced Pork Chop, owned by Mike Ditka.
The Bears were destroyed again and you won’t believe what happened next
After the Bears lost 51-23 to the Patriots and 55-14 to the Packers, you won't believe what happened at Halas Hall...
Defiant Bears vow to give up even more first half points against Vikings
Bears GM Phil Emery stopped short of promising that the Bears' defense can somehow find a way to give up more than 42 points against a Vikings team that lacks the potent offensive weapons of Green Bay or New England, telling members of the press, "Listen, I know that it'll be hard to find a way to surrender 43 or more points in the first half to a somewhat lackluster Vikings squad. But, I've been around the league a long time, and I've never seen a team so talented at giving up opposing touchdowns."
Rahm Emanuel demands Bears remove ‘Chicago’ from team name
"Even our education system and rampant crime have become less embarrassing than being associated with this football team," a city official told Bears Chairman George McCaskey. "And don't think about calling yourselves the Illinois Bears or the Windy City Bears, either. Until you can keep an offense under 50, we better not see that C logo anywhere on your helmets."
Trestman bans post-practice milk and cookies after loss to Packers
In addition, Trestman cancelled the team’s subscription to People magazine and will not allow television watching and cigarette smoking during halftime for remaining games this season.
People outside Chicago unaware fate of universe depends on Bears beating Packers
"It's sad, really. All these innocent people going about their business in New York or Denver or even Tokyo, totally unaware that the world will cease to exist if the Bears lose in Green Bay and go to 3-6 on the season," said Benson.
