After being pummeled by the Green Bay Packers on Sunday Night Football, Bears coach Marc Trestman told the team he’ll ban the traditional post-practice treat of milk and cookies.

“I had them run laps after the Miami beat-down, then nutcrackers until they puked after we got shellacked by the Patriots,” Trestman said in his post-game press conference.

“Nothing’s worked. So it’s time to show them real discipline.”

In addition, Trestman cancelled the team’s subscription to People magazine and will not allow television watching and cigarette smoking during halftime for remaining games this season.