Bears to replace Soldier Field sod with Flubber
"Safety is our No. 1 priority," said Bears CEO George McCaskey. "Safety, and giving Devin Hester a competitive advantage under the new kick-off rules. Flubber meets both our goals."
Cutler not sure what ‘makeshift offensive line’ means but he’s pretty sure it’s bad
"I'm not sure what they mean by that, but I'm pretty sure it means that the offensive line is really bad," said Cutler, who was sacked a whopping 52 times last year. "I can't imagine it being any worse than last season."
Bravo debuts ‘The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin’
“'The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin' follows the affluent, bourgeois lives of his past, present, and future wives in the suburbs of New York City,” Bravo executive Andy Cohen said. “This series will explore the side of Tom Coughlin that you don’t see on the sidelines.”
Bears hire ‘Sprinkler-Turner-Onner’ after unwatered field causes Fan Fest cancellation
In an effort to avoid a repeat of Friday night’s dry sod fiasco, Soldier Field GM Tim LeFevour immediately hired a 14-year-old “Sprinkler-Turner-Onner” to make sure the field is properly watered throughout 2011.
Bears pencil in large orange cone at left tackle
“Left tackle is critical,” said coach Mike Tice. “So we’ll be going with our oversized orange cone and hopefully it can lock down the starting job for the next decade.”
NYPD raises threat alert to red after Plaxico signs with Jets
Earlier this week, the NYPD officially raised their threat alert to the heightened red level when they learned that Plaxico Burress signed with the Jets and will remain in the New York area.
Bears rookies relieved Kreutz won’t be around to ‘haze the shit out of us’
Stories of rookie hazing by now former Bears center Olin Kreutz are legendary among players and team officials, which is why this year's rookie class wasn't exactly sad to see the gritty Kreutz go unsigned this week.
