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"Eli really needs our support in the big game on Sunday," wrote Peyton. "But you know who doesn't deserve our thoughts and prayers? Jim Irsay. That's who. I'm not saying we should wish him ill or anything, but it would really mean a lot to me if you sent absolutely no positive vibes his way."

After a horrific incident with a rotary saw resulted in an amputation of his right leg below the knee, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has assured the media that he will still...

According to people with knowledge of the situation, organizers have reminded Madonna repeatedly that she is well into her 50s and no one, not one person, wants to see her nipples. One high-level producer even went as far as telling her, “Nipples are out, not even Lady Gaga’s are in demand!“

In an effort to provide an alternative viewing option for women who don't want to watch Super Bowl VLI, Lifetime has unveiled a new "TV event" featuring a 6-hour block of pure sappiness.

“I’m pretty much recovered from the rib cage and lung injuries I suffered in the Patriots game,” Tebow told supporters at a press conference. “I am deeply disturbed by the direction of this great country under the leadership of Mr. Obama, so I decided the best way I could effect change was to become President.”

While this year's Super Bowl Media Day passed with relatively few surprises, there were a few uncomfortable moments when New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski donned a fake mustache and proceeded to ask numerous news sources and members of the team if they "remembered that time" that Rob Gronkowski caused a stir by posing, shirtless, in a picture with porn star Bibi Jones.

Following the lead of marketers like Honda and Toyota, the NFL has decided to build buzz for the Super Bowl by releasing the entire game on YouTube five days before the actual event.