The Indianapolis Super Bowl organizers are leaving no stone unturned as they prepare for Sunday’s big game. Ever since Madonna came into town, officials have been keeping a keen eye on her rehearsals. With a long history of pushing the boundaries, they are extremely concerned about her lack of respect for acceptable behavior.

According to people with knowledge of the situation, organizers have reminded Madonna repeatedly that she is well into her 50s and no one, not one person, wants to see her nipples. One high-level producer even went as far as telling her, “Nipples are out, not even Lady Gaga’s are in demand!”

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