NHL to play during halftime of NBA games
“Most owners like the deal because stadiums will already be full. Players like it because they get paid to do one-third of the work,” said mediator Ron Carter. “And Commissioner Bettman is ecstatic because it abolishes all Canadian teams except for one.”
‘Taj Gibson dunk’ surpasses ‘sex’ and ‘Lindsay Lohan’ as world’s top Google search term
After his pair of thunderous dunks during the Bulls' 103-82 thrashing of the Heat Sunday night "Taj Gibson dunk" is currently the world's leading search term, surpassing "sex" and other hot phrases.
Thibodeau will hover over court on suspension wire for rest of playoffs
“Coach likes to call all the plays,” said star point guard Derrick Rose. “But this will really give him a chance to position us just like how he wants it on the board. In fact, we’re thinking of all getting X’s tattooed on top of our heads.”
After ‘Fritos’ fail to advance, fan regrets filling out NCAA bracket while stoned
Ruining an otherwise strong NCAA bracket was Mark Higgins' improbable choice of “Fritos” to defeat Syracuse and North Carolina on its march to the Sweet Sixteen.
The Heckler’s On Deck
The Heckler predicts what will happen in the world of sports this month.
Rose and Toews reveal secret race to attain Jedi status
Captain Serious and Mr. MVP are on a path towards a new level of consciousness. And they're taking their respective teams along with them.
