Monday, August 18, 2025

Konerko replaced by Arizona cactus

The tenure of Paul Konerko appears to have ended after the White Sox first baseman was replaced in a spring training game by an Arizona cactus.

Zambrano now updating Twitter between pitches

Joining athletes like Shaq and Michael Phelps, Carlos Zambrano recently activated a Twitter account that he's been updating nonstop, including while on the mound.

Rangers get rid of ugly helmets; can’t get rid of ugly relief pitching

The Texas Rangers can't get rid of bad pitching as fast as they can bad fashion choices.

Cubs fan realizes WBC is going on by watching Marmol blow game against the...

A self-proclaimed "die-hard" Cubs fan Tuesday evening realized the World Baseball Classic was being played only after seeing Chicago reliever Carlos Marmol blow a save situation and -- later the game -- against the Netherlands who bounced Marmol's Domincan Republic from the international exhibition tournament.

Bradley to get special padded hotel rooms for road trips

Newly acquired Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley has developed a reputation for frequent temper tantrums that would shock a spoiled toddler. In the interests of protecting Bradley's well-being and the Cubs cost of repairing hotel rooms, they have requested a custom padded room for Bradley when he stays at a visiting hotel.

Manny to re-sign with Dodgers, looks forward to hitting .500 against Cubs again

To many observers, Manny Ramirez is a clubhouse cancer and an aging slugger on the downside of his career. To the LA Dodgers, he remains one of baseball's best hitters and provides a much-needed edge in the NL. The Dodgers reportedly are nearing a two-year, $45 million contract extension, and Ramirez is certain of two things: 1. He's going to continue acting like a loon and 2. He's going to hit at least .500 again against the Cubs.