Cubs top Crain’s list of ‘Easiest Places To Work’
“A fun work environment. Zero accountability. Giant salaries. This company has it all,” gushed Crain’s reporter Paul Jenson. “Honestly, we could have awarded them the top spot based solely on GM Jim Hendry still being employed there.”
Sandberg relieved Cubs hired ‘that bald guy’ instead of him
The people around Sandberg can see how pleased he is to be part of an actual baseball organization with a solid foundation and a winning tradition, instead of the Cubs, who focus on giant macaroni noodles and finding C-list celebrities to sing the seventh inning stretch.
Former Mayor Daley banned from sports talk radio for anti-Cubs tirades
Former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley has been banned from calling into Chicago sports talk stations due to his high volume of daily anti-Cubs rants, prompted by a recently unleashed hatred for the Cubs and boredom only a month after retiring from the city's top post, which he held for two decades.
R.A. Dickey’s cell phone confiscated in wake of Anthony Weiner scandal
“They told me there was a correlation between hilarious last names and inappropriate behavior involving cell phone cameras,” said the stunned knuckler, who has not yet been charged with any wrongdoing. “I didn't even know my phone had a camera.”
Wilpons buckle to pressure, will again lower Citi Field wall
Owner Fred Wilpon announced today that the left field wall will be lowered three inches, and moved in two feet towards home plate. The process is believed to be costing the supposedly cash-strapped Wilpons upwards of $120 million.
Mets to change team’s jersey colors to blue and white to win games like...
Manager Terry Collins was in support of the jersey change and also added in that the Mets jerseys with the old colors will be sold in an auction to help pay for the combined $18 million the team still owes former players Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo.
Age-old Cubs-White Sox rivalry finally settled forever with South Siders’ win 4-3 Wednesday night
"Following this monumental defeat of the Cubs, that now gives the White Sox a five-game all-time advantage, I'm relieved we can all name our club the better of the two in this seemingly never-ending struggle," said White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf.
