After Sox draw no walks in 4-game sweep by Yankees, Ozzie demands more midgets
Guillen said he would also be open to dwarfs, hobbits, and others with restricted growth joining the team if they could field better than the current Sox outfield.
Hendry also refuses to trade his Pogs collection
While Cubs GM Jim Hendry left many Cubs fans surprised by his decision not to part with valuable trade pieces before the July 31st deadline, Buster Olney has reported that Hendry also turned down numerous trade offers made for his Pogs collection from 1994.
A-Rod claims he only goes to gambling parties because they’re a great place to...
“I’m not interested in throwing my life away for a stupid game,” said Rodriguez. “It’s true that I went to some of these parties, but I didn’t go there to play poker. I went to those parties because they’re a great place to score drugs and get laid.”
A-Rod accused of being overrated poker player
“Every time he got aces, he yelled ‘A-Bombs for A-Rod!’ to the entire table,” said self-proclaimed top poker player in the world, Phil Hellmuth. “He was easier to read than a children’s book.”
Guillen, Quade investigated for child labor law violations with Lillibridge and Campana
Authorities have been poking around U.S. Cellular Field and Wrigley Field for the last several weeks after receiving several tips that White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen and Cubs manager Mike Quade may have violated Illinois Child Labor laws in regards to their play of Brent Lillibridge and Tony Campana, respectively.
Wrigley’s concert-style seating to remain intact through September since Cubs can’t hit ball out...
The decision is not only financially based as the Cubs will save on overtime pay to the grounds crew, but also on the realistic impression of a Cubs team that can’t hit the ball out of the infield anyway.
Carlos Beltran Mole Day cancelled at Citi Field
Fans expecting a free gift at the Sept. 20 Mets game against Milwaukee will leave Citi Field empty handed now that Carlos Beltran has been dealt to the Giants. The Mets announced today they will cancel the giveaway celebrating the former center fielder’s famous growth.
