White Sox acquire 5th-place in AL Central from Royals in shocking trade
“We’re going to suck, but it’s only because we want to suck. That’s how you get the first crack at the top prospects,” said Williams. “The Royals used to have a stranglehold on last place in the division but they’ve decided they want to try and win now, and we wanted to get the high draft picks. It just worked out.”
Reyes pulls hamstring while signing Marlins contract, returns to Mets with 1-year deal
In shocking news coming from the MLB Winter Meetings in Dallas, Mets shortstop Jose Reyes suffered yet another injury, this time while signing a contract with the Miami Marlins.
Buehrle takes out newspaper ad to bid farewell to White Sox fans
A day after leaving the White Sox for a fat free agent contract with the Miami Marlins, pitcher Mark Buehrle took out a full-page ad in the Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times. Click here to see the PDF.
White Sox trade Adam Dunn to Cubs for rats, STD
In exchange for Adam Dunn, Sox GM Kenny Williams agreed to contract a severe case of Gonorrhea, as well as all of the steroid enhanced rats that inhabit Wrigley Field.
Cards fans angry Pujols is a trader who signed with Angles
Cardinals fans are blowing up Twitter today, voicing their displeasure at Albert Pujols, the "trader" first baseman who signed a 10-year contract with the "Angles" today.
John Scott sent after Theo for outbidding Sharp on condo purchase
News broke today that Theo Epstein outbid Patrick Sharp for a $3 million single family in Lakeview last month had Epstein scared stiff.
Players let out collective sigh of relief as MLB says no to in-season HGH...
"We're not stupid," said commissioner Bud Selig. "No way are we going to risk tarnishing the reputation of Major League Baseball in the middle of the season. All that can be done after the World Series is over and I'm out of sight out and mind in Tahiti for four months."
