Reinsdorf sells a few Bulls championship trophies to finance under-attended Sox
Bulls and White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf was seen yesterday afternoon at a local Cash For Gold store with three of the six Bulls NBA Championship trophies in tow. When he exited, the prized trophies from the 90's era were gone forever.
Forte demands Bears cut all running backs currently on roster
"The Bears finally stepped up and showed me some of the respect I deserve," said Forte. "Now it's time for them to step up and show me all of the respect I deserve by getting rid of every other running back on our roster."
Bulls sign Hinrich to let fans know they’ve given up all hope for next...
"Yes, we let Kirk go a few seasons ago because we felt he was past his prime and no longer an effective guard at the NBA level," said GM Gar Forman. "And that's exactly why we've re-signed him now."
Stylists unsure what to call that thing on Matt Garza’s chin
“It’s not a goatee, it’s not a soul patch, it’s not a beard, it’s not stubble, it’s ... it’s just a clump of mess, honey,” exclaimed Zoltar Tokken, a stylist at a Lakeview salon.
Rizzo to replace LaHair in All-Star game at request of Cubs management
“We have a lot riding on Rizzo,” said Sveum. “The more comfortable he gets at the plate, especially in a pressure cooker situation like the All-Star game, the better off he is.”
Heckler Video: “Clown Question Bro Time!” with Bryce Harper
TheHeckler.com presents "Clown Question Bro Time" to commemorate Bryce Harper's immortal words. If you thought it was Peanut Butter Jelly Time, wait until you get an eyeful of Clown Question Bro Time!
Cubs proudly name prospect Brett Jackson 2013 ‘Savior of the year’
Every June or July, when the Cubs are mathematically eliminated from post-season baseball, the general manager chooses a player who they will promote the following season to save the team and ultimately lead the Cubs to a World Series title.
