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The White Sox have tried almost everything this year to bring fans to U.S. Cellular Field including playing winning baseball and introducing several "fat friendly" food options. Their latest -- broadcasting NFL games on the U.S. Cellular Field Jumbotron during games -- might be the one idea that gains some traction.

On Labor Day, the officially branded “unofficial Cubs mascot” wore a Cubs jersey with “Woe Woe” in blue capital letters on the back as he strolled down Clark Street and past Wrigley Field while the Cubs played in Washington.

Mets overpaid, underproductive, terrible, and Canadian outfielder Jason Bay retired from the sport of baseball today after going on an unprecedented hot streak of three hits in his last five at-bats, including a grand slam.

The Chipper Jones retirement tour rolls into Citi Field this week, and the Mets plan to honor the future Hall of Famer with his biggest gift yet: partial ownership in the Mets franchise.

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney made some interesting remarks at last week's Republican National Convention, outlining his foreign policy headlined by his promise to abolish the use of Hawk Harrelson broadcasts as torture for terrorism inmates.

About half of the 25-man roster suddenly departed on Thursday after being hunted down and returned to high school by truant officers, leaving the Cubs unable to field a team or even send out a pitcher.

“I didn’t even think it was possible,” said Epstein of Jackson’s performance. “I’d be laughing my ass off if he wasn’t on our team. What’s he going to do next? Trip over his shoelaces while running out a fly ball?”