Olympics

“We want to open up another season, a ‘Spring Olympics’, and we’re willing to host it,” he said. "We’re still in the early stages of developing the events, but we have some good ones lined up. There's Sheep Shaving, Pub Song Singing, and Horseback Riding on the beach like they did in 'The Quiet Man.'"

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Move over, Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt – you've got company on the medals podium. Welcome the newest Olympic gold medalist, and it's none other than surprise upstart Ryan Seacrest, whose coverage of the games for NBC earned him a first place finish in the lesser-known media category of “Shark Jumping.”

Tim Tebow has just been cut from the Jets and his agent's phone has been ringing off the hook ever since. But it is not NFL teams that are calling to recruit the controversial quarterback. It is reality television producers calling to pitch show ideas to the failed football star. Some ideas coming from some not so regular reality outlets.

"Gee, that's a tough one," Thibs said. "I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on TV, but I would think that four years would be more than sufficient time for a knee injury to heal."

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Named "Vladi," the mascot is only 75 percent complete, though officials hope that they can finish making the mascot's costume before Friday's opening ceremonies.