Friday, April 19, 2024

NCAA chief Emmert praises agency’s new policies

In his annual state of the NCAA address to unviersity presidents and administrators, NCAA president Mark Emmert lauded his organization's effort to enact tough legislation to dramatically improve the collegiate sports landscape. "I am very...

Calipari supports ‘Life Begins at Conception’ bill so he can recruit even earlier

“My staff and I were sitting around wondering when the 2030 class of freshmen would be available for recruiting," said the coach. "Then it hit us. Why have an age restriction? And even more, why can’t we recruit a player as early as possible?”

Contract expires, NCAA tourney now called ‘March Men without Hats’

Confirming a rumor that started weeks ago, CBS Sports president Sean McManus announced that the NCAA basketball tournament would no longer be called "March Madness." Instead, it will now be known as "March Men without Hats."

Video: Hoosiers fans celebrate NCAA championship win over Illinois Thursday night

Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers for their apparent NCAA championship victory over the down-and-out Fighting Illini at Assembly Hall last night.

Illinois hires Groce after being rejected by local YMCA coach

"We've just started teaching the girls about rebounding," said Farlucci. "Plus Shaka Smart got $3 million. What am I, chopped liver?"

Weber first coach in NCAA history to get fired and land a better job

"Look, I'm as shocked as any of you are," Weber said to a group of reporters. "I don't have any business coaching here, but I'm going to get this program down to mid-major level within a couple of years. At least that's my goal."

Shamed Calipari promises ‘professional rioters’ in wake of disappointing Lexington showing

“I’m truly sorry to our university,” said a distraught Calipari. “I spent all my time and resources recruiting professional basketball players. I totally forgot to recruit some real pros to celebrate. I mean, once this title gets vacated, what else are people going to remember?”