Bill Self upset he won’t be able to slip $100 bills to recruits at...
Kansas men’s basketball coach Bill Self expressed his disappointment that the NCAA tournament has been canceled due to the coronavirus.
Manziel sends autographed helmets to NCAA officials after suspension
In a true gesture of thanks, Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel sent personally signed helmets to NCAA officials after the governing body suspended the Heisman Trophy winner for the first half of the Aggies’ opening game of the season.
All 32 NFL teams hoping to go 0-16 for a chance to draft Jadeveon...
"Bruce Smith used to give me nightmares," said John Elway. "Clowney makes Bruce Smith look like Bruce Jenner. And not the Bruce Jenner from back when he was winning decathlons. Bruce Jenner from now who looks like a corpse. That's how good Clowney is."
Last-second loss to Auburn quietly drops Alabama out of the top 25
After a lackluster effort on the road last weekend, Alabama has fallen all the way from No. 1 in the country to out of the top 25.
Nick Saban grimly smiles over tattered remains of Auburn voodoo doll he constructed
"It didn't have to be this way. You should have let us do your dirty work for you," Saban lamented over a doll of mascot Aubie the Tiger containing a single dread from Tre Mason's scalp.
Putin takes big lead over Obama in NCAA pool after first round
While Obama showed moxy in picking his alma mater, Harvard, to upset Cincinnati, Putin was dead-on with his selections of underdogs Mercer, North Dakota State and Dayton. Putin’s only losses occurred with picks of New Mexico State and St. Joseph’s, both overtime losers.
‘I still have a perfect bracket!’ brags lying coworker
The dirty, no-good liar has been overheard making such clearly false claims as, "Mercer over Duke? Totally had that one picked", "North Dakota State? Come on guys, that was an easy 12-seed upset pick" and, "Ha, look at all these suckers who picked Ohio State over Dayton."
