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It’s that time again, when undersized, angry fraternity brothers from the East Coast are up in arms about how the selection committee did them no favors whatsoever for the upcoming lacrosse tournament.

CBS, TNT, TBS, TruTV to air 136 hours of ‘One Shining Moment’

The networks scheduled to air the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament--CBS, TBS, TNT and TruTV--enacted their contingency plan this week to ensure their advertisers remain happy in lieu of the tournament being canceled.

Winner of Sept. 17 Ohio State-Miami game will be awarded immunity from NCAA sanctions

When the Ohio State Buckeyes meet the Miami Hurricanes on Sept. 17 there will be much more at stake than just a football game. In an out-of-character move, the NCAA announced the winner of this match-up of corrupt programs will be awarded immunity from any pending sanctions for off-field impropriety. The loser will become the first school since SMU in 1987 to receive the “death penalty.”

Rutgers boldly predicts undefeated 2020 football season

Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano made a bold prediction today.

Rutgers names Bobby Knight new provost

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, a Rutgers source said the university is no longer pursuing politically correct hires. “Clearly we have no skill whatsoever in hiring the right people. So we decided the hire the wrongest person we could find.”

NCAA gives itself the death penalty for creating environment where Sandusky scandal could occur

NCAA President Mark Emmert handed his organization the feared "death penalty" Monday morning, forcing itself to shut down all operations for four years in light of the Jerry Sandusky Penn State scandal.

Iona already on probation through 2030 after hiring Rick Pitino

Iona College made a deal with the devil this weekend, hiring Rick Pitino as its new head men’s basketball coach. As a result, the school had been put on probation by the NCAA through 2030.