Saturday, May 4, 2024

Sox marketing dept chastised over #ScrewYu addition to #TakeJake Twitter promo

In a move described as “bush league” across social media outlets, several White Sox staffers began including a #ScrewYu hashtag, unaware they were simply infuriating millions of Japanese voters and inspiring them to vote for Darvish.

Dr. Fauci warns the nation not to forget that the Astros cheated

Dr. Anthony Fauci didn’t mince words when he, along with President Trump, addressed the nation on Tuesday afternoon.

Elderly Boston man prepares for retirement by moving to Florida

A Boston man nearing the end of his professional career this week announced he was moving his family to Florida to prepare for retirement.

Astros and Red Sox swap trash cans to kick off Spring Training

"What a better way to commemorate our last few seasons than to exchange something that’s been so crucial to the success of both our organizations?”

Trump pardons Astros

President Donald Trump today pardoned Houston Astros players, coaches and executives for cheating by stealing pitch signals in games during the 2017 season when they won the World Series.

Trump says there were no boos, only boobs at World Series

“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism

Marlins expect attendance to increase 100% by importing Korean soccer club’s sex dolls

Not exactly what Abner Doubleday had in mind when he invented baseball, the Miami Marlins plan to use sex dolls disguised as fans in the stands when baseball resumes.