As the clock ticked down on LSU's 42-25 win over Clemson, star QB and Heisman winner Kevin McAllister looked to the stands, but not for his parents.
Ratings increase on billion-dollar NCAA TV contract has stars of College Football Championship hopeful to earn millions of high-fives
From networks to sponsors to the NCAA, everyone has been cashing in on the success of the new playoff structure, including the players themselves.
"At this point, we've yet to find a suitable replacement," said an ESPN spokesperson. "We thought about maybe having two high school teams square off instead, but the logistics are difficult given noise ordinances at most high school stadiums. As you know, Jon Gruden can be heard screaming for miles in all directions."
Jimmy Graham, star tight end of the New Orleans Saints, found himself at the center of a new NFL scandal this week as his neighbors came forward to speak about his tendency to shove people out of his way.
Play along as the Bears take on the Saints in what the broadcasters will say feels just like a playoff game...even though it's only October.
"We used to be a lot better when we illegally paid our players to put dirty hits on opposing teams' offensive stars with the intention of knocking them out of the game," said interim coach Aaron Kromer. "So we have to go back to that right away before this season gets even more out of control."