Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Wellness Check Podcast: Haymarket Books author/publicist & former Army Ranger Rory Fanning

Today's Wellness Check is with Rory Fanning, who has many extremely interesting stories to tell. Listen here!

Jimmy Garoppolo hopes Super Bowl berth will help him finally do well with women

Jimmy Garoppolo might be a starting QB in the NFL, but he says it's never been enough to help him with the opposite sex. He's hoping the 49ers' Super Bowl berth will change all that.

Alex Smith spotted with Colin Kaepernick voodoo doll

“I was only trying to get my souvenir shopping done and out of the way early,” claims the former starting QB.

Super Bowl XVLII Bingo, presented by TheHeckler.com

Play along at home as the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens clash to settle once and for all which Harbaugh brother gets the top bunk. Click the image to view a larger, printer-friendly version of the game board.

New Orleans prostitutes to charge extra for Kaepernicking

"With the popularity of Kaepernicking and the sheer volume of customers that come through here during game week, we could be looking at a few grand a night for simply kissing a guy's bicep tattoo. The price is actually triple if the tattoo is located anywhere besides the bicep."

Beyoncé studying old Milli Vanilli videos as prep for Super Bowl

"This will be better than Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Milli Vanilli all rolled up into one," she said. "I've been studying 'Blame it on the Rain' for weeks and I think I can top it."

Chicago Bears MNF Bingo — Week 11 (49ers)

Play along as Jason Campbell and the Bears try to avoid a tie with the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.