Fresh off her controversial performance on Inauguration Day, pop diva Beyoncé has vowed to give viewers of Super Bowl XLVII the best lip-syncing performance they’ve ever seen.

“This will be better than Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Milli Vanilli all rolled up into one,” she said. “I’ve been studying ‘Blame it on the Rain’ for weeks and I think I can top it.”

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