Sunday, August 17, 2025

Cubs finally go ahead and put Eddie Vedder on the god-damn roster

After decades of lobbying, the Cubs finally gave in and allowed Eddie Vedder a spot on their roster this week.

After years of hair restoration, Brian Urlacher now just a big Wookiee

For years, commuting Chicagoans have been greeted by the unwelcoming smile of former Bears linebacker, Brian Urlacher in a series of billboards along the Dan Ryan.

Cash-strapped Cubs forced to cancel team’s Netflix account

After finally opening up their wallets to make a big offseason splash in the signing of Steven Souza, the now-cash-strapped Cubs have been forced to cancel their team’s Netflix account in order to make ends meet.

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Astros’ cheating punishment concludes with rumored hiring of Dusty Baker as manager

"Today our punishment has been levied and we're, um, excited to name Dusty as our next manager," said owner Jim Crane, according to sources. "I guess this is where I'm supposed to say we look forward to having him lead our organization for the next 18 to 24 months."

Recently fired Carlos Beltran last seen running from crime scene in NY

After the events that have taken place in the Astros and Red Sox organizations, former big league outfielder, and former Mets manager Carlos Beltran was seen running this morning in full uniform from a crime scene in New York City.

Jimmy Garoppolo hopes Super Bowl berth will help him finally do well with women

Jimmy Garoppolo might be a starting QB in the NFL, but he says it's never been enough to help him with the opposite sex. He's hoping the 49ers' Super Bowl berth will change all that.