Thursday, January 1, 2026

Cubs place waiver claim on McNabb to throw infield practice

The Chicago Cubs have swooped in and claimed Donovan McNabb off of waivers. The Cubs feel McNabb has a bright future in the organization throwing infield practice before games.

Moronic Packers fans line up to donate money to team’s sale of worthless stock

For the fifth time in their history, the Packers are offering a sale of what they call stock, though purchasers receive no more than a piece of paper saying they own a portion of the city-owned franchise. No voting rights, cash value or any other benefits come with the stock, come along with the $250 (plus handling fees) purchase of the stock, making it essentially a donation without a tax deduction. Naturally, fans are lining up.

Islanders revealed to be fake hockey team that exists only on paper

On Thursday the NHL released the shocking results of an internal investigation of the Islanders and their dismal play this season that revealed the Islanders aren't an actual team, but a piece of paper with fake names of supposed Islanders' players. The names are rather amalgamations of famous movie characters such as goalies Happy Dufresne and Forrest Potter.

Urban Meyer admits his return to coaching is because he’s sick of his family

"Watching my kids grow up, having dinner every night with my beautiful wife ... at the end of the day, just really underwhelming," said the new Ohio State coach, who left Florida abruptly after the 2009 season.

Ask the Magic Cubs 1908 Ball a question!

Don't leave the future to chance. Ask the Magic Cubs 1908 Ball a question and it will dispense amazing Cubbie wisdom.

Suh sues NFL saying Goodell is culturally biased against clog dancing

Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has filed suit in federal court Thursday arguing that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's two-game suspension of the star defensive lineman was culturally biased.

Marco Paddy joins Sox organization as chief hostage negotiator

"This kidnapping thing is for real," said Williams. "I begged our players not to go on vacation anywhere south of Hammond until we hired somebody who could speak Spanish."