Well-prepared Badgers already looking for next year’s free agent QB
"The free agent market for QBs next year is going to be tough," said Bielema. "We've got to maintain our tradition of bringing in standout athletes who for all intents and purposes are finished with their collegiate experience but for whatever reason have a season of eligibility and can play anywhere."
Tebow to miss next week’s game to play Jesus in living nativity
In the midst of a remarkable hot streak, Broncos QB Tim Tebow has decided to put his team’s AFC West lead in jeopardy by sitting out next week’s game against the Bears so he can play Baby Jesus in his local church’s annual living nativity.
Santo to return from the grave for Hall of Fame induction just to piss...
With the sole intent of angering Mike Schmidt and other members of baseball's Hall of Fame who opposed Cubs legend Ron Santo's induction while he was still alive, Santo will return from the grave to accept his Hall of Fame honors in person this summer.
Roy Williams’ ‘Dropzilla’ performance especially terrifying to Japanese Bears fans
"Roy Williams is very, very shitty receiver," said Sato. "But when he did his Dropzilla act it reminded me of all the carnage another beastly, alligator-armed monster has wreaked our proud country and I just about lost it."
Mets’ GM admits he forgot about ‘that whole free agent-thing’ after Reyes signs with...
In what seemed to be inevitable, Mets shortstop Jose Reyes signed a six-year, $102 million contract with the Miami Marlins. Mets' GM Sandy Alderson came clean late Sunday night, admitting he completely forgot free agent signing season had begun.
Cubs hire Bozo as new pitching coach
"Financially he costs the least amount of money and takes whatever job or whipped cream pie that gets thrown at him," said team president Theo Epstein. "That is a no-brainer in my mind."
Packers fans buy certificates granting them naming rights of Milky Way stars
On the wings of purchasing worthless stock in their football team, Packers fans have bought certificates providing them with the naming rights of stars in the Milky Way, and just in time for Christmas.
