Thursday, January 1, 2026

Brewers sign Aramis, will make Italian Sausage his personal pinch-runner

"Italian will be Ramirez's personal pinch-runner," said Brewers GM Doug Melvin. "Aramis was very clear that he doesn't want to run at full speed during his tenure, and Italian is way faster than him anyway."

Tebow declares Barber new savior after seeing him crucified in press

Following his two game-losing blunders Sunday, Bears running back Marion Barber was mercilessly crucified by local and national media. Countless fans also joined in the hysteria now that the chances of watching the Bears get annihilated in the playoffs appear to be slim.

‘My fantasy team needs a big game from Marshawn Lynch’ says guy saying a...

As if Monday mornings aren't bad enough, some guy you work with has been talking all day about a bunch of things you don't care at all about, namely his fantasy football team.

NFL to investigate allegations that Marion Barber is being paid off by the Lions

Rather than spending the week investigating another illegal hit, NFL officials will look into allegations that Bears RB Marion Barber is being paid to tank by the Lions who are battling Chicago for a Wild Card spot.

Eli to Tebow: ‘Where’s your God now?’

“That was all me, Elisha Nelson Manning, No. 10 in your scorecard and No. 1 in your hearts, no divine intervention here,” screamed the Giants QB as he ran on the field to celebrate with his teammates. “Blasphemy be damned. Come at me bro!”

Tebow’s visit to Bears’ locker room miraculously heals Forte and Cutler

In a shocking turn of events that has rejuvenated the playoff hopes of the Bears, Broncos QB Tim Tebow has managed to heal RB Matt Forte and QB Jay Cutler during a visit to the visitors' clubhouse before Sunday's game in Denver.

Poll reveals most Americans believe Tebow is Broncos only player

"It was shocking to see that not only can most Americans name Tebow as the only player they know on the Broncos," said Jake Stanton, the researcher who conducted the survey, "but they apparently also believe he is the only player on the Broncos."