Lakers games to be broadcast on SOAPnet for remainder of 2013 season
"We're overjoyed!" said SOAPnet exec Sally Benson. "These guys are way more melodramatic than our current shows and storylines. Will Kobe [Bryant] and Dwight [Howard] make up? Or will their rivalry tear this team apart? You'll have to tune in to find out!"
Illinois basketball coach unable to afford proper clothing for son
"Yes, I make a lot of money but it's still tough to make ends meet in this terrible economy," said Groce. "Up until just a few weeks ago we were sending Conner and Camden to school in burlap sacks and homemade cardboard shoes."
Hundreds of concussed NFL players show up to practice Tuesday, forgetting season is over
The NFL has taken notice, placing a color-coded schedule on players' wrists telling them what date it is, and if their team is playing.
Mark Grace reaches .300 career average on breathalyzer
With the help of an August 23, 2012, arrest for driving under the influence, former Chicago Cubs first baseman Mark Grace has officially topped the .300 plateau in lifetime breathalyzer average.
Blackhawks arrested at customs after stealing victory in Canada
"We were heading through security as usual," said coach Joel Quenneville. "Next thing I know half a dozen mounties ride into the terminal and put [goalie] Ray Emery in cuffs."
Alex Smith spotted with Colin Kaepernick voodoo doll
“I was only trying to get my souvenir shopping done and out of the way early,” claims the former starting QB.
Nation officially forgets thrill of T-formation
“I can remember watching Sid Luckman run the T in the 1940 NFL championship game at Wrigley Field,” said 91-year-old Wally Maynard, a longtime Bears fan who lost eight fingers and part of a foot to frostbite as he watched Chicago trounce the Washington Redskins 73-0.
