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Day 1 of The Heckler's D-Bag Madness Tournament is in the books and oh man what crazy action! The highlight was definitely No. 13 Skip Bayless's obnoxious upset of No. 4 seed crybaby Henrik Sedin, who was unable to dive his way to a win, flopping to a 81%/19% defeat.

"Tiger's great and claims he's gotten his partying days behind him, but I'm not so sure" said Vonn, referring to the very public 2009 meltdown of Woods' marriage amid rumors of vast and wild infidelity. "The other day I got a series of sexts from him that were totally hot, only he kept calling me 'Chastity' during them, which was kind of weird."

Over the weekend, a perhaps-slightly intoxicated dinner discussion between some of the editors at your favorite sports news outlet (that's us we hope) led to a Facebook post with a simple question: Who are the biggest d-bags in sports? We got so many great answers we decided to tap into the March Madness frenzy and bust out a bracket and let you decide.

"I mean, I'm really going to dig around in there, in the crevices and everything," said Emery. "I don't think Urlacher will feel slighted at all during this process, especially after he sees what turns up."

“Say what?” asked puzzled Cubs teammate Edwin Jackson. “Both of the dudes are double-talking. I mean, like, Anthony’s speaking English worse than the dude interpreting the English.”

"I think The Ghost of Manny can be a really great addition to our squad this year," said Alderson. "We knew we needed a fresh body to man the outfield, and when we called the The Ghost's agent up in Heaven, we got an excited response from an apparition who sounded enthused to join the Mets."

“How else would Tampa Bay and Vancouver get in the same division?” Bettman mused in an interview with the NHL Network. “Besides, who the hell in this league is smart enough to actually come up with something logical?”