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The Cubs announced a new fee for fans who want to leave the game early. “We have always said that, if you leave, you can’t back in,” a Cubs official said, “but that’s not helping any more.

“Man, I thought I was there to be an invited guest,” guard Kemba Walker told the Charlotte Observer. “As soon as I arrived at the reception hall, they put a dinner jacket on me and handed over a platter of bacon-wrapped chestnuts.”

“I watched Howie on television last fall and I swear he told Jimmy Johnson he was going to re-enter the NFL draft, so when I saw he was still on the board at Number 20, I jumped at the chance to get him.”

“My dad was the first Ivy League athlete to graduate with a ‘C’ average,” said George W. Bush at the facility's dedication. "It's just one more way I'm happy to follow in Dad's footsteps."

In the days leading up to the playoffs, just one question is on Blackhawks beat writers' minds: which of the Hawks' two goaltenders will Coach Quenneville opt to play in the post-season? But for goalies Corey Crawford and Ray Emery, the controversy runs much deeper than their superb GAA numbers and save percentages.

A team of retired NBA All-Stars, who played in the 1950s and '60s, beat the Charlotte Bobcats in a postseason exhibition route, 153-74, at Time Warner Cable Arena.

A tearful Tebow told reporters at a farewell press conference, “While I’m sorry to leave the Jets, I look forward to being with my new Sin teammates and the challenge of the Lingerie-brand of pro football.”