Brandon Saad hits puberty just in time to grow playoff beard
"We are happy for him," teammate Marian Hossa said after Tuesday's thrilling OT victory. "We just had that 'little talk' with him and we think he is ready to sport some serious facial hair."
MLB committee investigates why tape measures are not used to measure tape measure home...
A blue ribbon committee headed by Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson will investigate why tape measure home runs are not actually measured with a tape measure.
Jason Collins announcement followed by first openly straight male flight attendant coming out
"I always just assumed Alex was a man's name," said Captain John T. Morris. "I'm flabbergasted."
Dikembe Mutombo comes out as ‘extremely straight’
A day after Wizards center Jason Collins came out as gay, retired NBA center Dikembe Mutombo assured fans that he is "extremely straight" and "enjoys having lots of sex with the women."
Gabe Carimi comes out as bad
“Jason Collins’ announcement really hit home for me, making me realize I needed to be truthful and let my teammates and fans know that I am not who I appear to be," said Carimi. "I am not a competent football player. I am a bad football player.”
Tebow joins with Lochte to create reality TV dream team
Tim Tebow has just been cut from the Jets and his agent's phone has been ringing off the hook ever since. But it is not NFL teams that are calling to recruit the controversial quarterback. It is reality television producers calling to pitch show ideas to the failed football star. Some ideas coming from some not so regular reality outlets.
MLB bans use of the word ‘routine’ by any broadcaster calling a Cubs game
After a few weeks that saw the Chicago Cubs handle any type of ball hit in play by the opposition like the proverbial hot potato, Major League Baseball has banned the use of the word "routine" from the broadcast of any Cubs game in 2013, as it relates to a Cubs player attempting to field a batted ball.
