A day after Wizards center Jason Collins came out as gay, retired NBA center Dikembe Mutombo assured fans that he is “extremely straight” and “enjoys having lots of sex with the women.”

“It is very important that all my fans — especially any women who might be interested in having sex with me — know that I, Dikembe Mutombo, am extremely straight,” said the seven-foot-two Congolese American. “I can not emphasize this enough: I love having sex with the women and would like to be doing that right now in case any women near me at the moment would like to sex Mutombo.”

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