Blackhawks invite Susannah Collins back but only if she wants to wear something skimpy...
Less than a week after the public firing of Susannah Collins, the Blackhawks have tried to fix the PR mess they've created by inviting the former CSN host back for the "Shoot the Puck" contest during Thursday's playoff game against the Wild. There's just one caveat.
Peacekeeping troops deployed to small island nation of Vancouver
The strong show of force is intended to promote restraint and encourage Canuck fans to find other, less violent means for venting their frustration, such as heavy drinking or vigorous excercise that doesn't involve punching or kicking somebody.
Derrick Rose’s new business files for bankruptcy when employees don’t show; get paid anyway
“You gotta practice what you preach, you know?” Rose said. “I can’t fault my employees for not showing up to the office. It’s a policy I actively embrace with the Bulls.”
Cubs Week in Review: Nine games under and no opposable thumbs?
After a series split with the Padres, the North Siders were shown the broom by old friend Dusty Baker and the Large Crimson Contraption.
Cubs and Sox mathematically eliminated from playoffs on same day
"I knew the Cubs were going to suck like usual, but I thought for sure Paulie and the boys would win it all just like in 2005, man!" said Beverly native Alex Markowski. "I already started gathering tires for the fire and everything!"
Tale of the Tape: Horse racing Randy Moss vs. NFL Randy Moss
Because of the stark contrast between two sports figures named Randy Moss, we here at The Heckler thought it would be fun to do a Tale of the Tape to determine just who the greatest Randy Moss is - the reporter or the cocky NFL receiver.
Wrigley Field restoration to include toilets that really work
Alderman Tom Tunney revealed that during ballgames the city’s water level drops by nearly 50 million gallons, costing an average of $1.19 per flush during peak hours.
