Derrick Rose petitions NBA for use of Segway
“What’s best for the league and the Chicago Bulls is for me to be healthy and the best way for me to be healthy is to use a Segway,” Rose said.
Cubs Week In Review: Sharknado strikes again
MVP: Jeff "The Shark" Samardzija – The big, goofy-haired right-hander won both his starts. The former All-American wide receiver must be getting excited about football season starting or there were some left-over Biogenesis drugs lying around the clubhouse.
Viciedo changes name from Dayan to ‘more manly’ Chelsea
White Sox outfielder Dayan Viciedo informed the team that he has legally changed his first name from Dayan to Chelsea.
Central banking system collapses as all Packers fans sell team stock at the same...
When Packers fans discovered that there wasn’t any depth in the front seven and the running-back-by-committee approach wasn’t yielding enough yards from the line of scrimmage, it immediately prompted a run of global proportions.
Cubs successfully avoid ‘creepy’ San Diego mayor during Padres series
Cubs management announced after Sunday evening's 15-inning loss to the Padres that the team successfully avoided the outgoing mayor of San Diego during their entire weekend series in the Southern California city.
Bears looking for polite way to tell Ditka to stay away
"I was a little shocked," said Trestman. "I'm not sure if he understood why we had asked him to address the team. Maybe he didn't know it was a one-time thing."
After trading DeJesus, Cubs looking for player with hottest wife
Beautiful Wrigley Field got a lot less beautiful when David DeJesus got traded this week, meaning no more sightings of his beautiful wife Kim. Now the Cubs are looking to replace her in the stands.
