D-Rose excited to learn next knee surgery will be free
“It sucks a lot and it hurts like hell, but Dr. Cole just punched my frequent customer card and my next surgery is on the house,” Rose said. “Also, he gives me candy to make me feel better.”
Banks replica Medal of Freedom giveaway among Cubs’ 2014 promotions
“We realize the team might continue to struggle next year, so we are giving back to fans in the form of exciting value-added promotional events,” a team press release said.
Play Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 12, 2013 (Rams)
Play a little bingo as the Bears and Rams face off in the Long Bowl aka The Backup Battle aka The QB Controversy Clash!
Alabama vs Chattanooga and FSU vs. Idaho highlight College Football’s National Cupcake week
In addition to the exciting match-ups of Alabama vs Chattanooga and Florida State vs Idaho, Clemson will also be taking on the Citadel.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford to throw first pitch at 2014 White Sox game
“The mayor was somewhat reluctant to do it, but when he found out he’ll get free Labatt’s and Molson, he jumped at the chance,” Boyer said. In addition to attending the game, Ford will make a personal appearance at gentlemen’s club Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village.
Cubs shopping online for middle relief help
“We have three or four left-handers and a dozen right-handers in our shopping cart right now, but we’re not quite ready to check out," said Hoyer. "And, of course, we must consider if players will come with free shipping.”
Howie Long admits Kyle has always been his favorite son
"I hope Kyle kicks Chris's butt," said Howie. "I've always liked Kyle more. He's just like me, only without the crappy movies like the ones I did. Chris is more like that comedian on Fox's pregame show ... lame and no talent."
