It’s going to be a Long Sunday in St. Louis. Fox analyst Howie Long will be in town to watch his sons play against one another: Kyle for the Bears and Chris for the Rams. You would think Howie would be cheering for both sons equally.

That is not the case.

“I hope Kyle kicks Chris’s butt,” said Howie. “I’ve always liked Kyle more. He’s just like me, only without the crappy movies like the ones I did. Chris is more like that comedian on Fox’s pregame show … lame and no talent. Kyle will probably replace me on Fox, whereas Chris will probably be stuck on one of those minor league channels, like Fox Sports 1.”

Mariotti Jr.