Bears guarantee they’ll ‘at least show up’ against Packers Sunday
Following Sunday night's 54-11 humiliation in Philadelphia, the Bears guaranteed they'll "at least show up" Sunday afternoon when they play the Packers for the NFC North title.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2013 (Eagles)
Play along as the Bears take on the Eagles in a game that may or may not have playoff implications thanks to the NFL's flex scheduling.
Nearly $4 million stolen from Starlin Castro’s piggy bank while he wasn’t paying attention
While there are no leads on whom the perpetrator might be, police believe the money was taken about two months ago with the not-always-observant Castro only recently noticing the bank was a bit lighter.
Bloody, combative Andrew Shaw removed from elf duties at local mall
“Some kids started asking Santa too many questions,” said Shaw. “So I asked them if they wanted to dance, dropped my little green gloves and went to town. I didn’t think it was a big deal since we were about the same size.”
Packers team doctor, who swears he’s not Mike Ditka, declares Rodgers unfit to play
"Listen here, there's no way that Rodgers is going to start so long as the Packers have a chance to take the division lead from da Bears. I mean, as long as his arm or whatever is still busted up."
Family members haven’t told Hawk Harrelson that Addison Reed’s been traded
“He just loves that boy like a son,” a cousin of Harrelson told Sox.com. “We’re not sure when we’ll tell Ken that Addison is gone, but you can be damn sure it won’t be during the holidays.”
Ricketts calls local radio station to find out what’s up with Cubs
“Is it true the Cubs took a guy off waivers with a 2-13 record and an ERA of over 6.00,” Ricketts asked, referring to Liam Hendriks, a pitcher the team claimed from the Twins.
