Those who've known Bears GM Ryan Pace since his youth are not surprised about the blockbuster trade he pulled off Thursday night, parting with three draft picks just to move up one first-round spot to choose North Carolina QB Mitch Trubisky.
"Our team has a lot of work to do and our ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl," Fox stated. "Whether that goal is reached this year, it's really hard to say. It's not that I can't say. The words are just really hard to get out of my mouth."
It started with the Patriots secretly videotaping their opponents during practice. Then it was the Giants using walkie-talkies on the sideline. Now comes word that Chicago Bears owner Virginia McCaskey will be disciplined by the NFL for using homing pigeons.
A convincing Aaron Burr nearly challenged Fox to a duel after directing harsh words to the coach about the Bears' losing season. He said he spoke for all fans by saying he felt "anxious that [Fox] will not uphold the city's rights to a valued team."
Multiple reports say Tebow has made over 50 phone calls, during which he asks how the Bears are doing before saying, "Oh that's cool, I'm good too. You know, I was just doing some push-ups to keep my arms nice and strong. I can throw a football real far still. You know, if that's something you might be interested in."
President-elect Donald Trump followed through with his campaign promise of deportation on Monday night by barring the Oakland Raiders and Houston Texans from returning to the U.S. following their game in Mexico City.