Monday, September 27, 2021

Cutler prepares will, says last good-byes before game with the Giants

Jay Cutler doesn't really recall much about the last time the Bears played the Giants. The only thing he can remember is that was pummeled by someone on every other play and that he thought he was someone else for five minutes after being taken out of the game.

Trubisky confident he’ll be able to overthrow new TE Cole Kmet

Bears’ quarterback Mitch Trubisky is excited about the newly drafted 6-foot-5 tight end, Cole Kmet.

Matthew Stafford can’t believe he’s ‘in for three more years of this shit’

Disbelief is the word that can best describe what Matthew Stafford was feeling in the moments after his Lions blew a huge late lead to Mitch Trubisky and the Bears Sunday afternoon.

TMZ spots Lance Briggs at Golden Corral with Melissa McCarthy

One would think Lance Briggs would be happy now that he signed a one-year extension last week with the Bears, but he is still upset he’s being overshadowed in the local and national media by Brian Urlacher’s new relationship with Jenny McCarthy. So not to be outdone, Lance was seen last night with Melissa McCarthy at the Bolingbrook Golden Coral.

Kristin Cavallari awarded honorary doctorate by Barnum and Bailey Clown College

“We are awarding Kristin this degree for her ability to play the faux-brainiac,” said college director Bobo the Hobo. “The depth of her make-believe knowledge is unmatched. She has pretended to read many comically oversized books.”

Impressed Pace decided to hire Nagy at halftime of Chiefs playoff game

"The K.C. offense was clicking on all cylinders that first half," said Pace. "I sent Matt an offer at halftime and he immediately agreed."

Bears among teams trying to get Belichick’s dog for their front office

Bill Belichick's draft room setup drew attention around the NFL Friday evening, when his dog, Nike, was seen manning (or rather, dogging) the dual-screen laptops prior to the Patriots' first pick in the 2020 draft.