Thursday, August 6, 2020

After years of hair restoration, Brian Urlacher now just a big Wookiee

For years, commuting Chicagoans have been greeted by the unwelcoming smile of former Bears linebacker, Brian Urlacher in a series of billboards along the Dan Ryan.

Bears fire offensive coordinator for all those terrible plays he let Nagy call

The Bears today fired four coaches, including offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich. GM Ryan Pace blamed Helfrich for head coach Matt Nagy’s often-questionable play-calling throughout the season.

Will the Bears make the playoffs? 5 reasons to be optimistic and 5 to...

Here are five reasons to be excited for the remainder of the season and five reasons to load up on the Malort.

Akiem Hicks signs stand-up comedy deal with Netflix

"I'm a funny guy but what that guy said about my injury wasn't funny," said Hicks. "I just can't wait to show the world just how funny I am."

List of injuries/excuses Bears will use to explain yanking Trubisky for Daniel this week

The Heckler has obtained a secret internal document from Halas Hall not only confirming the injury report was false but also a list of dozens of other injuries/maladies the Bears plan to use in future games where Trubisky struggles.

Bears staff remain unaware they beat Lions because Halas Hall TVs are still off

The usual excitement following a big win Sunday is missing from Halas Hall because Bears QB Mitch Trubisky hasn't allowed the facility's TVs to be turned back on and no one who works for the team is aware of their 20-13 victory over the Lions.