Bears move J’Marcus Webb to more appropriate ‘Left Sackle’ position
"This really shores up the line and takes a lot of pressure off J'Marcus," said offensive coordinator Mike Tice. "Coaching is about putting players in the position to succeed. If his only role is to give up sacks, the guy can't fail. It's his specialty!"
Maurice Jones-Drew holds out from mowing lawn until wife makes queso for fantasy draft
“I work hard on this lawn,” Jones said. “Last year, I won the neighborhood’s green thumb award. I mow the lawn on average 3.4 times per week. That’s leading the neighborhood in grass clippings per half acre!”
Urlacher admits trying to cure knee by injecting it with Jell-O may have been...
"In hindsight, I guess it makes sense that injecting Jell-O into a major joint wouldn't solve anything," said Urlacher. "But I wanted to do everything possible before having to go under the knife."
Even Peyton Manning not so sure he’d draft himself in fantasy football this year
After joining the Broncos as the most prized free agent of the off-season, Peyton Manning started the preseason with two mediocre games. He finally put together a solid performance last week against the 49ers, but still isn't convinced he'd burn a first-round fantasy pick on himself this season.
Distracted by fantasy football draft, NASA scientist crashes Mars Rover
"Obviously I'm glad I didn't miss my pick," said Benson, owner of The Gridironauts, who placed third in NASA's interoffice league last season. "I just wish I had been paying attention to that 40-foot crevasse I rolled the rover into."
Timeouts are going out of style and should be used accordingly, claims Lovie Smith
"Well obviously I'm going to use my timeouts like they're going out of style," said Smith. "Because they are. Just the other day [New England Patriots coach] Bill Belichick said he thought timeouts were a thing of the past ... that any good team could function without them. I better use mine up before the league takes them away!"
Civil war erupts in Green Bay after Rodgers speaks out against deer hunting
We all know of the face that launched a thousand ships, now there is the man who launched a thousand pickups. Aaron Rodgers came out this week against deer hunting and has sparked a war never seen before in the hitching post known as downtown Green Bay.
