Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 3 (St. Louis Rams)
Play along as the Bears take on the Rams in what the media will surely dub Jay Cutler's last chance to prove he's an awesome winner guy.
Pierzynski and Cutler seen hanging out to improve images
To start the evening, Cutski, as the media has dubbed them, walked through Grant Park kicking puppies and throwing rocks at the elderly. People were appalled until they realized who they were dealing with.
NFL schedule revised to utilize entire week
To alleviate much of the physical burden levied on the shoulders of players under the intense scheduling, teams will play one quarter 7 times a week.
RG3 already obsolete as improved RG4 model arrives in mail
"RG3 fared very well," said Redskins owner Dan Snyder. "But this new and improved model is even faster and more dynamic. In addition to laser-precision passing, he actually shoots lasers out of his eyes at opponents. Frankly, it's quite an upgrade."
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 2
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Media blasts Aaron Rodgers for yelling at teammate, but lets Cutler slide yet again
"Obviously [James] Jones could have run a better route," said former Pittsburgh Steelers great Terry Bradshaw. "But that's no reason to yell at him. It's just unacceptable and I'd level the same criticism at any player in the league."
JWebb named NFL’s Defensive Player of the Week
"Well I guess it's nice to win an award for J-Webb nation," said Webb, referring to his fan base of roughly 15 people. "Maybe next week I won't get repeatedly abused by anyone on the Rams like I was by the Packers and my own quarterback on Thursday."
