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Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 4, 2012

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Media hails Tony Romo for not ignoring offensive coordinator on sideline

"Sure, Tony had one of the worst performances in league history," said a national sports journalist. "But his name isn't Jay Cutler, is it? Did you see the way that jerk avoided his coach on the sideline while en route to a QB rating of 140? That's the real story here: Jay is a jerk."

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Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 4 (Dallas Cowboys)

Play along as the Bears take on the Cowboys in a showdown of the two most popular quarterbacks in the country.

Packers fans demand return of replacement refs after even more terrible calls in Sunday’s...

After another terribly officiated game, Packers fans are demanding the return of replacement refs, even tough Green Bay held on for a 28-27 win over New Orleans. "I can't believe the calls made in this...

Romo has ‘awesome dream’ about only being sacked 24 times in Bears game

"Obviously the number will be closer to 50 or 60," he said. "But a guy can dream, right? I mean maybe their entire line will forget to board the plane, and then their linebackers will only get to me a handful of times a series."

Jake Peavy out of cliches

In a stunning development, White Sox pitcher Jake Peavy revealed today he will stop talking to reporters because he has run out of catchy, folksy cliches.