Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo may have thrown five interceptions in a lackluster effort against the Bears on Monday Night, but the media is hailing him for not showing up his coach on the sideline.

“Sure, Tony had one of the worst performances in league history,” said a national sports journalist. “But his name isn’t Jay Cutler, is it? Did you see the way that jerk avoided his coach on the sideline while en route to a QB rating of 140? That’s the real story here: Jay is a jerk.”