After another terribly officiated game, Packers fans are demanding the return of replacement refs, even tough Green Bay held on for a 28-27 win over New Orleans.

“I can’t believe the calls made in this game.” said a drunk, Zubaz-wearing Packers fan “These two weeks were worse than when I had to wait five hours for a table at Brett Favre’s Steak House on my wedding night. And then it turned out all they had for me was one seat at the bar so I had to make my bride wait outside in our pickup truck. Miserable.”

Around the fourth quarter, fans seemed at breaking point, but were soothed like toddlers by a repeated soundtrack of “Go Pack Go” and beer sales at Lambeau re-opening.

Brew Dreesus