Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Sports leagues band together to sew athletes’ mouths shut

In a rare move of solidarity, the four major sports leagues have banded together to pass a national mandate requiring all professional athletes to have their mouths sewn shut at the signing of their first contract.

Angelo surprised to find out draft is tonight

Jerry Angelo's reputation for overseeing poor drafts is sure to continue at least another year as the Bears GM learned just a few hours ago that the 2011 NFL Draft is being held this evening.

Engaged Cutler listed as questionable for wedding ceremony

Jay Cutler proposed to his reality TV girlfriend Kristin Cavallari over the weekend and the Bears' star QB is already listed as questionable for the wedding ceremony due to an apparent knee injury.

NFL forgets about that ‘whole lockout thing,’ releases 2011 schedule

The NFL released its 2011 schedule Tuesday, overlooking the fact that the league is currently under a labor stoppage due to what Commissioner Roger Goodell later called "that whole lockout thing."

Heckler Comic: Football no longer king in Texas?

Thanks to the lockout and a hot start for the Rangers, Jerry J might have some competition in Texas.

Heckler Comic: Dez Bryant picks up where Irvin left off

Thanks to a recent spate of off-field trouble, Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant appears ready to step into Michael Irvin's shoes.

Top 10 new features of Madden ’12 other than concussions

EA Sports announced Madden ’12 will include concussions. Here are the top 10 other new features.