Simon Cowell blasts Bears offense for having ‘less rhythm than a drunk turkey’
Former American Idol and current X Factor judge Simon Cowell was not impressed with the Bears’ offensive showing against the Packers on Sunday, labeling it the worst performance he’s seen in his 10 years at Fox.
Sanchez to miss 4 to 6 weeks of cover shoots with broken nose
"This is terrible news," said Sanchez, who shouldn't miss any playing time with the injury. "I had five cover shoots lined up for the next month: Esquire, Vanity Fair, SI for Kids, Real Simple and Scientific American. Now they're all gone."
Tice suits up after all
Just a few days after suggesting he might suit up to play, Bears offensive line coach Mike Tice has decided to follow through on the idea and is slated to start at right tackle against the Packers.
Fox announcers plan to spend most of Bears-Packers game praising Cam Newton
NFL on FOX announcers have expressed their excitement for this Sunday's heated rivalry between the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers, during which they plan to talk about the impressive start of Carolina Panthers rookie, Cam Newton, for the majority of the game.
Mets battle Giants for title of New York’s most injured team
Add Lucas Duda, Angel Pagan and Domenik Hixon to the ever-growing list of injured Mets and Giants players, as the two New York teams battle it out for the title of the city’s most disabled franchise.
Lovie purchases short leash for Martz to wear on game day
Bears head coach Lovie Smith isn’t taking any more chances when it comes to reining in offensive coordinator Mike Martz, as evidenced by the short leash and harness Martz will be forced to wear...
Goodell will personally administer polygraphs to enforce fake injury rule
Thanks to the NFL Commissioner's prowess with lie detectors, the league sidestepped a possible showdown with the Player’s Union regarding a rule that, on its face, seemed unenforceable.
