Banks closed in Wisconsin in mourning of tragic Packers loss
“Nobody saw this coming, and we’re all still a little shocked and saddened by how badly our team choked. Since there’s nothing else to do in Wisconsin besides root for the Packers, I’m really glad the governor decided to name today an official day of mourning by closing all the banks, and giving our kids the day off of school.”
State of Wisconsin declares itself atheist after second crushing Hail Mary pass
In the wake of Sunday’s 37-20 Green Bay loss to the Giants and on the eve of his election recall deadline, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker declared his state officially atheist, mainly because the Packer loss was fueled by a 37-yard Hail Mary TD pass from Eli Manning to Hakeem Nicks to close out the first half.
Eli advances to coveted ‘Big Boy Table’ at Manning family get-togethers
“Forget being ‘elite,’” said Manning after his Giants defeated the Packers 37-20 Sunday evening at Lambeau Field—thus advancing to the NFC Championship Game. “I get to sit at the Big Boy Table!”
Report: Lazy Rodgers ‘just chilled’ in a State Farm office for past two weeks
“I saw that Rodgers guy at the State Farm office every day,” said some guy with a New Jersey accent and a Cheesehead foam hat. “I'm unemployed and wander around drunk all day in case someone happens to be shooting a commercial I can walk in on. And every time I walked past the window there was Rodgers, just hanging out.”
Gisele vows to ‘de-flower’ Tebow for a Patriots victory
Apparently, playoff football in the NFL is serious business. So serious, in fact, that a woman will do whatever she can to help her man “survive and advance.”
