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“About halfway through the game, my mind sort of drifted back to the paint in the garage,” said Cubs fan Hank Patterson. “Was it drying evenly? Did the color look different on the wall than it did on the swatch?"

Mark Grace was sentenced to community service playing first base for the Cubs for the next 30 days, a Scottsdale, AZ judge ruled in connection with Grace’s DUI infraction over the Memorial Day weekend.

“It’s impossible,” Scaramone said. “There’s no way we would’ve lost if Sheila had worn her rally cap like I told her to.”

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“When I crafted [the contract], it was a harmless one-year deal,” said the Cubs GM. “But it has grown into something grotesque. Now the thing is just sitting on my desk, smiling. Nobody wants to touch it!”

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