Greenberg asks if he can get another at bat against someone who’s not a...
Adam Greenberg's second chance came and went in a flash Tuesday night as he went out swinging on three pitches against NL Cy Young favorite and knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. He's now hoping for one last plate appearance, but against a more hittable pitcher.
Ozzie looking forward to giving another chance to the ‘Jewish kid with headaches’
"All I know is they asked me if a Jewish kid with headaches could play Tuesday," said Guillen. "I said yes because what do I care? This [expletive deleted] season ended in July for us anyway."
Not one soul in entire universe able to explain why Cubs-Astros series should be...
"Umm, yeah, I'm not so sure," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "I guess the ivy looks kind of nice this time of year."
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Sox not sure where to store all the still-beating hearts they just ripped out...
"Do we get a giant freezer or something?" asked one Sox official. "Maybe we can call the Cubs and see what they typically do with fans' hearts once they've ripped them out."
Steve Stone admits he hasn’t understood a word Hawk has said since day one
"I was just guessing as to what those phrases meant, and tried to use his body language as a barometer to judge whether the phrase was a result of something good, or something bad," said Stone.
Morbidly obese man on the verge of winning baseball’s Triple Crown
Tigers third baseman Miguel Cabrera, weighing in at approximately 425 pounds, is close to becoming the first MLB player to win baseball's Triple Crown since Carl Yastrzemski did it in 1967.
