Pujols mocks Derrick Rose over paltry 5-year deal that ‘doesn’t screw fans at all’
"What a moron!" exclaimed Pujols. "I'm like 20 years older than him and I got myself a 10-year, quarter billion dollar deal! He didn't even bother to screw over all his devoted fans. Such a joke."
Angels announce ‘modest’ 240% hike in ticket prices
Following the high-profile signings of Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson for a combined $335 million, the Angels have announced a "modest price increase" of 240 percent on all seats in Angel Stadium.
Angels rush to void deal after birth certificate surfaces proving Pujols is 45
The Los Angeles Angels quickly moved to void the 10-year, $254 million deal they handed Albert Pujols after a document surfaced from the Dominican Republic noting the slugger's year of birth as 1966.
Stern suspends Kobe for wearing ‘ugly-ass’ shoes Sunday against Bulls
"When I turned on the TV I thought my picture needed adjusting," said Stern, taking a page from Roger Goodell's book and punishing a player for wearing inappropriate footwear. "Neon green and purple? Does Kobe think he's a Fly Girl wearing those ugly-ass kicks?"
MJ announces plan to move past Kobe on all-time marriage list
"That makes two," said Jordan, referring to the number of wives or ex-wives he'll soon have, compared to Bryant's paltry one. "I have the rings. I have the wives. What else is there, really?"
Lakers fan refuses to stop bitching about how good Lakers would be with Chris...
Despite the current NBA season being well under way, Los Angeles native and lifelong Lakers fan Nick Torres refuses to stop bitching about how good the Lakers would be had David Stern not vetoed the three-way trade sending Paul to the purple and gold nearly two months ago.
Clippers to raise banner commemorating win over Lakers in 9th game of season
The banner will be the first of any kind for the embattled franchise, and will commemorate the Clippers' 102-94 victory over the Lakers on January 14, 2012.
