Following the high-profile signings of Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson for a combined $335 million, the Angels have announced a “modest price increase” of 240 percent on all seats in Angel Stadium.

“Compared to how much I just shelled out, these new tickets are a steal,” said owner Arte Moreno. “It’s not like I’m asking any fans to single-handedly pay for Albert’s contract. We’ll do this together.”

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