Metta World Peace brandishes gun, changes name to ‘Metta World Piece’
“I’ve played the feel-good card and it's super lame,” World Piece said. “No one respects a tree-hugging hippie, but when I flash my piece at James Harden on the court, you better believe people will recognize.”
Jordan asks people to please stop posting that photo of him and all the...
Michael Jordan today issued a decree to his millions of loyal followers: "Please stop posting that 'tacky' photo of LeBron, Kobe and me and all the trophies to Facebook."
Dwight Howard: ‘The long national nightmare that annoyed the shit out of everyone is...
As word of a four-team trade that will bring Dwight Howard to the Lakers spread, the now former Magic center breathed a sigh of relief that his long, drawn-out relocation process had finally ended.
Howard demands trade after deciding Lakers jersey ‘not a good color for him’
"I just don't think yellow and purple work for me. Can we get a blue Lakers jersey?" said a whining Howard. "Also, the entire coaching staff needs to be fired, and I don't trust that Kobe guy. Get rid of him too. Can I get traded now?"
Lakers currently California’s fourth best NBA team
After dropping their second game is as many nights, the Lakers dream team is currently 0-2 and flopping away this young season, ranking as the worst of California's four NBA squads.
Lakers coach confident team can break 70-loss barrier
"Of course we can do it," said Brown. "If Kobe would just stop whining and get on board with the idea, I think this team can do very special, albeit horrible, things under my leadership."
Boy band ‘One Direction’ plays Staples Center in LA, beats Lakers handily
The Brits shot an amazing 89% from the field, and thanks to some nifty defenses drawn up by their mentor/owner Simon Cowell, they won going away, 116-90.
